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Nearly 9,000 people are excited for my tomorrow’s demise.

Nearly 9,000 people are excited for my tomorrow’s demise.

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The fact that my dentist looks almost identical to this guy adds a whole other level of intimidation.

The fact that my dentist looks almost identical to this guy adds a whole other level of intimidation.

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Wrong way much?



Oops.

Wrong way much?

Oops.

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Welcome to the good life!

Yay groceries!

Welcome to the good life!

Yay groceries!

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Thanks, Mike!

You think they strip off an item of clothing to make sure it really “works great”?

Thanks, Mike!

You think they strip off an item of clothing to make sure it really “works great”?

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My new babies.

My new babies.

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So incorrect, it looks like it’s floating.

So incorrect, it looks like it’s floating.

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A handsome man once told me…

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If not ever, then now.

If not ever, then now.

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“Desperate times calls for desperate measures” has become a routinely used phrase. ‘bout time for a big round of dishes.

“Desperate times calls for desperate measures” has become a routinely used phrase. ‘bout time for a big round of dishes.